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Pretty bad BOO.

Firstly, NO BACKGROUNDS! This is a HUGE mistake, you need some variety or change in your backgrounds other then just black.

Second, put a little more detail into your characters. They are all solid colors (Except for Masturbate Man, who was Rainbow) and were fairly dull. Spruce 'em up, put some shading or some details (Pants zipper, pockets, etc.) to make 'em nice.

Thirdly, be funny. That's the only reason any person is going to watch something like this, and your visual humor was lacking. The only joke I saw was a penis joke, and those don't usually work out to well. Don't use them unless they really work.

Lastly, Dragonforce = Suck. You do know those guitar solos are so fast because they speed it up in editing right?

I think you can do good, and this gang might succeed. Keep it up, and put a little more effort in next time.

2/10, and 1/5. Better luck next time.

PS: I still don't understand why I was banned from your site (Loincloth Owl). I wasn't going to post any crap against the SG, It's not a big deal to it. It was Tiki who posted the TOR thing, not me.

Kind of glad I didn't get mentioned

Flash, that was BAD. Real bad, worse then bad, the kind of bad that makes you say "BAD" in all caps. First off, there was no animation, and isn't that the point of flash? To make cartoons? Going off of that, that stool didn't look so good. It only had two legs, I don't think it could stand up like that. Most stools have four legs, just so you know. Also, who cares if 7-up is in Socom? Nobody really gives a crap if people are in other groups, even the spammy groups (Face it, we are a spam group with what Lamp has been telling us recently).

Great Cheap Shots man

You do know that was pure crap right? It basically consisted of you calling us gay and... that's it. How original. Must have been really hard to come up with that joke, huh?

Also must of took a long time to animate. I'm guessing 10 minutes, tops, for everything?

Nicely done!

Although a simple game, and not insanely hard, it was fun and had a very nice animation. Way to go!