Firstly, NO BACKGROUNDS! This is a HUGE mistake, you need some variety or change in your backgrounds other then just black.
Second, put a little more detail into your characters. They are all solid colors (Except for Masturbate Man, who was Rainbow) and were fairly dull. Spruce 'em up, put some shading or some details (Pants zipper, pockets, etc.) to make 'em nice.
Thirdly, be funny. That's the only reason any person is going to watch something like this, and your visual humor was lacking. The only joke I saw was a penis joke, and those don't usually work out to well. Don't use them unless they really work.
Lastly, Dragonforce = Suck. You do know those guitar solos are so fast because they speed it up in editing right?
I think you can do good, and this gang might succeed. Keep it up, and put a little more effort in next time.
2/10, and 1/5. Better luck next time.
PS: I still don't understand why I was banned from your site (Loincloth Owl). I wasn't going to post any crap against the SG, It's not a big deal to it. It was Tiki who posted the TOR thing, not me.
Flash, that was BAD. Real bad, worse then bad, the kind of bad that makes you say "BAD" in all caps. First off, there was no animation, and isn't that the point of flash? To make cartoons? Going off of that, that stool didn't look so good. It only had two legs, I don't think it could stand up like that. Most stools have four legs, just so you know. Also, who cares if 7-up is in Socom? Nobody really gives a crap if people are in other groups, even the spammy groups (Face it, we are a spam group with what Lamp has been telling us recently).
You do know that was pure crap right? It basically consisted of you calling us gay and... that's it. How original. Must have been really hard to come up with that joke, huh?
Also must of took a long time to animate. I'm guessing 10 minutes, tops, for everything?
I 1'd this. It's incredibly simple, with no animation whatsoever. Just a white background, and bad drawings of all the members. Especially mine, wow, that was awful! It didn't even look like me man! Cape needs to be GREY, letters need to not be GAY SQUARES, and the Douche bag award should be going to the queer who puts out a throwaway animation every week (CouphLampShadesCouph)! Really Lamp, we need to work on these animations! We don't need overly dramatic speeches on how great we are, we need to PROVE how good we are with an animation that's better than all the crap we have had out since the beginning! The only animation I have seen in this group that is GOOD, is AxeShades few animations, which were very good in almost every way! Lamp, if you want to lead the Shades Gang, you need to do something significant and work more then five minutes on an animation. I probably will get banned for this, but I'm just speaking my mind. And if you don't agree, I wont give a crap, I can say whatever the deuce I want about this right now. This also better not be deleted like the last time I gave a piece of my mind to you, it needs to be said!
Ugh, where should I start? It was bland and boring, it looked awful, and it merely consisted of random shades either committing badly done suicide, participating in bad loops (The smoke and Ed Scissor hands shades, TERRIBLE loops.) or floating around in psychedelic backgrounds.
All 6 flash Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars December 4, 2007
Sucktastic
Pretty bad BOO.
Firstly, NO BACKGROUNDS! This is a HUGE mistake, you need some variety or change in your backgrounds other then just black.
Second, put a little more detail into your characters. They are all solid colors (Except for Masturbate Man, who was Rainbow) and were fairly dull. Spruce 'em up, put some shading or some details (Pants zipper, pockets, etc.) to make 'em nice.
Thirdly, be funny. That's the only reason any person is going to watch something like this, and your visual humor was lacking. The only joke I saw was a penis joke, and those don't usually work out to well. Don't use them unless they really work.
Lastly, Dragonforce = Suck. You do know those guitar solos are so fast because they speed it up in editing right?
I think you can do good, and this gang might succeed. Keep it up, and put a little more effort in next time.
2/10, and 1/5. Better luck next time.
PS: I still don't understand why I was banned from your site (Loincloth Owl). I wasn't going to post any crap against the SG, It's not a big deal to it. It was Tiki who posted the TOR thing, not me.
lol u r immensely fag
Rated 1 / 5 stars November 10, 2007
Kind of glad I didn't get mentioned
Flash, that was BAD. Real bad, worse then bad, the kind of bad that makes you say "BAD" in all caps. First off, there was no animation, and isn't that the point of flash? To make cartoons? Going off of that, that stool didn't look so good. It only had two legs, I don't think it could stand up like that. Most stools have four legs, just so you know. Also, who cares if 7-up is in Socom? Nobody really gives a crap if people are in other groups, even the spammy groups (Face it, we are a spam group with what Lamp has been telling us recently).
Rated 1 / 5 stars November 4, 2007
Great Cheap Shots man
You do know that was pure crap right? It basically consisted of you calling us gay and... that's it. How original. Must have been really hard to come up with that joke, huh?
Also must of took a long time to animate. I'm guessing 10 minutes, tops, for everything?
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars November 3, 2007
That was BAD man.
I 1'd this. It's incredibly simple, with no animation whatsoever. Just a white background, and bad drawings of all the members. Especially mine, wow, that was awful! It didn't even look like me man! Cape needs to be GREY, letters need to not be GAY SQUARES, and the Douche bag award should be going to the queer who puts out a throwaway animation every week (CouphLampShadesCouph)! Really Lamp, we need to work on these animations! We don't need overly dramatic speeches on how great we are, we need to PROVE how good we are with an animation that's better than all the crap we have had out since the beginning! The only animation I have seen in this group that is GOOD, is AxeShades few animations, which were very good in almost every way! Lamp, if you want to lead the Shades Gang, you need to do something significant and work more then five minutes on an animation. I probably will get banned for this, but I'm just speaking my mind. And if you don't agree, I wont give a crap, I can say whatever the deuce I want about this right now. This also better not be deleted like the last time I gave a piece of my mind to you, it needs to be said!
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars October 14, 2007
That was real bad man.
Ugh, where should I start? It was bland and boring, it looked awful, and it merely consisted of random shades either committing badly done suicide, participating in bad loops (The smoke and Ed Scissor hands shades, TERRIBLE loops.) or floating around in psychedelic backgrounds.
I thought you could do better, sorry.
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 10, 2007
Nicely done!
Although a simple game, and not insanely hard, it was fun and had a very nice animation. Way to go!